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Saturday, July 23, 2011

Frustrated...

Just because you're my mother doesn't mean you can say whatever you want and expect me to not get angry about it.

---JUST SAYIN'

I was trimming the sides and back of my hair and the clippers slipped and I had to buzz it all off. I was very disappointed in this mishap. Oh well.

Had a good time kayaking with Brandon Mader the other day. We went out to the Goosepond Amphitheater and paddled around the island. Always fun to reminisce and share more recent stories.

This poison ivy on my leg is about to make me angry. How long does it take to get it to go away anyway?

That's all I've got.

Wednesday, July 06, 2011

my gray skies are your sunshine

I'm only happy when it rains. Some song said that in the early to mid nineties. Garbage I think.

Either way the redhead was good looking (some say).

I've been sick with a cold the past few days (sore throat/congestion...and my neck has had a real pain too). Summer colds are the worst. I did enjoy a good time Saturday evening with Mader, his sister and her boyfriend. We went to The Docks (a restaurant/bar). Some dude had a girl give Mader his number. Apparently this happens to Mader all the time. I never knew. Direct quote "Whatever. It happens."---Not to me. And I'm kind of glad because I'm not sure if I'd take it as a compliment or just feel awkward about rejecting someone.

Plans to kayak have been thwarted by this sickness. The routine of running has also fallen by the wayside in an attempt to devote any extra energy to feeling better or getting over it. Other than that I'm doing well.

I've applied for way more jobs than I really want to have by now...just sayin.

I had a great 4th of July celebration with Alfred, Bessima and their offspring (Jackson Burns Hensley). Other people of note: the Minshew Mangler and Mordecai...everyone else, I didn't really know.

Let's do a top 8/Bottom 4

8. Nothing like a good Thunderstorm on a Tuesday morning.
7. Bad Teacher- Not as great as anticipated but still better than the 2nd Hangover.
6. Posterity and John Adams. Look it up.
5. Caught another lizard (blue tailed skink...I have two...a male and a female).
4. Fishing with Uncle Shawn and Shawna/the parentals & Brian.
3. In Transformers 3 they destroy Chicago (according to Katie).
2. Fireworks.
1. Burger.

4. Casey Anthony verdict
3. Snot
2. No running
1. Unemployment (orginally typed Unempooment)

Friday, July 01, 2011

I'm tired of trying so hard

Something something blah blah

We live in uncertain times.

The most productive thing I've done today is mow the yard. I ran a 6:21 on my first mile today. I need to get to where that's not a big deal. I'm not even sure why I'm writing. No one reads this and most normal people have other people to talk to about their day.

I'm so mundane. I hate it. If I could bottle my self-hatred right now and sell it, I'd be a rich man (this makes no sense...as if people want to hate themselves).

I want to get deeply personal at the moment, but I'm afraid I'll type something I regret in my anger.