Oh man this is my 100th post...

I would like to take this moment to thank all of you loyal "Your Face Gives Me the Diarrhea" readers, without your motivation I would not continue to ocassionally write such prolific pieces of garbage at random times for your reading enjoyment.

Seriously, I can't believe the shit that comes out of my mouth sometimes.

I think that the wonderment of the world can be summed up in the swirl of water left behind a paddle stroke. At home in Scottsboro, I am so at ease paddling through the water, enjoying nature. Nature that I don't get to enjoy when I'm at UAH. Don't get me wrong the campus is "lovely" but sometimes I just need some sky, water, trees...and little less pavement. Today has been a good day I guess. I mean I'm alive aren't I? I think so. I might have died yesterday at that doctor's office with that dude clippin his toenails. I don't have to worry about people clipping toenails on the goat farm.

I woke up this morning to the most awesome sound ever in the history of the world....unlike Danielle, who woke up to the sound of the carpeters carpeting the room above hers. HA. No that really sucks for her, I mean it's her birthday and all and she can't even sleep in. All our hard work for a day off and she doesn't get to sleep in. Well, I didn't sleep in either. In fact, I woke up at 8am. Anyway, I packed it up and came to Scottsboro. Planning on spending the night, but now since I'm meeting Bradley at his home in Decatur in the morning, I probably won't. I've spent a good part of the day playing outside. Not really doing much of anything. I helped mom unload the feed for the goats (since the grass is dead). Then I went and saw my Uncle Shawn at the Money Tree (his loan business). It's also a nice putt-putt place. If you're ever in Scottsboro and traveling down Broad Street (AL HWY 279), you should check it out...it's right beside the Pizza Hut and ABC store *wink*. So I hung out with my uncle for a while. We played putt-putt and he told me about his friend that died this morning. ....loss of words....

after I left the Money Tree, I came back home, and I've just been piddling around. I went out in the pasture and picked up golf balls. Then I watered the little trees and started the sprinklers on the yard. Right now I'm sitting on the back porch using wireless internet, and listening to them click...Rascal is rolling around on the porch and Thom the cat is cleaning himself. I should take a shower too. I smell. I didn't get to take the kayak out today. There were too many people on the river because of the holiday weekend. God Bless America.