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Wednesday, August 03, 2005

Fish Sticks at Nick's...place

So an interesting few days it has been since I have last blogged it. I guess...there's not a whole lot to write about. Uh uh uh...yeah. I started running again. And I'm sore. I wonder how long I can STAY sore...cause it's been 4 days now...and I've been sore for 3 of them. And to think I said I'd take it easy...shame on me for not listening to myself.

I'm going to run a marathon. I don't know how much it will hurt, I've never done it before. I guess that's why I'm gonna try to do it. It's one of the only things I feel there's left to try to accomplish, so there's my motivation. That and I effin want my respect back. Stop disrespecting me you haters. Ok, I'm only kidding. I'm not aware of any haters...except for JEG III (that's john ellis gifford III, not Joy Elizabeth Griffith) Joy once told me I should be careful when I throw initials around...cause sometimes the wrong people get offended. And I wouldn't want to offend the wrong person...only the person I intend to offend. JEG III is a hater in the worst sense, a low down dirty shame of a hater...and what's worse he threw his old bass at me. And that BASS like the fish, not bass like the instrument. I'm only kidding. I guess JEG III is alright...for now.

I've been thinking alot today. I thought about your mommy.

So, I'm a few days from moving into NCRH le deux...and I'll be starting RA training on Sunday. Juanita says it's new doors and new opportunities and new people to meet. So, I guess that's a good thing. I wonder if you ever reach a point where you know as many people as you can know and that's all...I mean what would that be...something like the whole population of the earth? There's no way someone short of Jesus could remember all those people...well, maybe someone with autism could do it. I bet ...yeah....

Kurt is at ALFRED NICK "You gonna eat that?" Hensley's window. Alfred is also known as "The Scavenger." He ain't afraid to ask ya...and if you say yes and that he can eat that food you'd better not get any of your limbs or digits in the way...cause that mouth starts moving like a buzz saw and those teeth start grindin like a goat chewin the cud of the grass...yeah you know it.

I'm afraid you're never going to talk to me again.

I miss Mallorie. I called her last night, but she was in the shower. I had a short conversation with the mother Newberry. Anyway, life keeps living...growin older more into a man...I had a fine beard...but I shaved it about an hour and a half ago. Go figure...I decided it was time for a change...again. That's the beautiful thing about facial hair...you shave it and almost immediately...there's more to replace it...or wait...that's a bad thing.

I went to Point Mallard yesterday with the rest of the CAs and Juanita, minus John and Mal, for obvious reasons on Mal's part but not so much on John's. I just hope he isn't pissed when he realizes he didn't get paid to not go to point mallard...well, I think he's gonna be like the hulk when he finds out about that...yeah. I don't know why he didn't go, but he was awfully excited about his new bass...and rightly so I guess. I'm no bass enthusiast but I think it's a pretty nice pice of low note equipment. Here's a little known fact, Mallorie plays the bass....she just hasn't in a long time. Let me tell you a little more about this trip to point mallard.

-Bessima got burned
- "I feel like a perve." - Thiago
-when you're in a wave pool with about 5000 other people...it's a bad thing when you get a mouthful of water...GROSS.
- "that ain't proper." -Thiago
- "Do you see all the hickies on her neck?" - Thiago
- Juanita got teary at lunch...at McDonalds badababahbah....I'm lovin it.
-Daylon learned to swim/float/sink...well, not really sink...he could stand if he wanted...but it was pretty cool.
- I got in trouble for climbing the ladder on the high dive before Thiago had jumped. I had no idea I was doing anything wrong.
-Nothing like an Alanis Morrisette song while Daylon spits water in your face. "You've already won me over..inspite of me..." GROSS. But the Daylon saliva is so awesome...ask Bessima.


OK, some other things.

I'm not putting up with crap anymore. Officially, my putting up with anyone's crap days are over. Like it or lump it. I don't care.

I've been dog sitting the Sully. He's such a pain in the ass sometimes. Last night he walked all over me...complete disregard for those who are sleeping. The dog has no manners. Shame on him, his mother should have taught him better. I decline to comment on my parental status of the Sully dog. So get this, I have the alarm set for 7:30, so of course at 6:30...Sully's got to go outside. IT FIGURES.

I watched, "Guess Who" featuring the comic stylings of Bernie Mac and Ashton Kraptcher, I mean Kutcher...anyway, it sucked. Don't rent it.

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