Thanksgiving...on the homestead

Let's set up the scene here...There is turkey frying in peanut oil out in the yard. Father and Brad are sitting around in folding chairs beside it. Uncle Eugene has out crow decoys in the upper pasture, while his GMC Jimmy is parked under the trees with the speakers turned up playing CROW calls. He has his Charles Daly ready, locked...loaded. *POW* *POW*---but he missed. Brian and Kenzie are riding four-wheelers. Mom is cooking. Later on Brad, Brian, Mandy, and me play frisbee golf or FROLF what have you...the food is not done until 1pm. Damn.