ug....I don't even want to talk about it...
Spring break was great...a long amount of time spent with many friends I've grown to love. Most importantly my pal Evan. He's just the best buddy a guy could have...except for maybe Rascal. I miss that kid. I need to go see him.
So I went to Orlando for a week of revelry and hard lined consumerism...and that is an ambiguous statement (money and alcohol...yeah)....definitely helped florida's economy last week. It could have been much more of a hit if I hadn't gotten into Disney for free. Thanks Kurt. I don't really know that I can sum up an entire week in one post. I mean that's a feat I've never before done. You saw how all the fun at six flags turned into an epic story(and that was just a 48 hour period of time)...I think perhaps this is a story best told in sidenotes. What do you think?
"Hell yes!" ...but first a people in attendence list....
1. Chris "Edward" Weed
2. Kelly "Leena" Lamb
3. Alfred "Nick" Hensley (yes, Alfred is not in quotes, "NICK" is)
4. Kelsey "Bessima" England (AKA - "okmattyou'vehadenough")
5. Bethany "Betsana" Minshew (pronounced 'buttsauna")
6. Kurt "PAPAFLORIDA" Stefanie
7. Katie "The Destroyer" Vining (I couldn't think of anything that really depicted Katie...and I figured that everyone at some point wants the nick "THE DESTROYER" --I mean that's just a cool nick name....another cool nickname could be "The Battleship")
8. MYSELF
Sidenotes:
1. Handle...Handle...drinking...Handle...drinking...wait other handles...RubberDucky, WalkingCrow, ICEMAN, Edward, Alfred, PAPAFLORIDA...if I've left any out feel free to let me know.
2. Kelly Lamb acquires the name "Leena"
3. "Ew Nick, that's gross."
4. 3 servings of lasagna....yeah I did it...but Nick helped.
5. Cooking with Weed...Edward Weed.
6. Grits, Coke, and Tylenol for breakfast.
7. New Sumurna
8. Seagul poo...on my bag...and waterbottle.
9. EVAN EVAN EVAN..."I don't think I want anymore" (me on friday)
10. broken belt buckle...shady flea market.
11. The pattented move of the "Minshew Mangler"
12. HELL YES!
13. HELL NO!
14. Nick and that big bowl of frosted flakes...every morning.
15. "I wanna sleep in the big bed"
16. buzz swimming
17. DISNEY FOR FREE!!!!
18. Space Mountain
19. Kickin it on Thursday with Edward.
20. Braves gaming.
21. Sun poisoning.
22. Wet butt blanket on the lawn.
23. Phillies...boo!
24. Go Astros.
25. BACKPACKER.
26. Hot tub?
27. Meeting Harry and Jennifer (the old couple in the hot tub who's names we didn't catch) and that whole conversation. Harry says, "bunch of kids just running around here drunk all the time it just beats all I tell you..do you know what I'm talking about?" and I say, "yes sir, I'm inebriated right now." Ok, so the rest of the conversation was a lot better.
28. Lent Beard.
29. Fighting super heroes on the beach.
30. I knocked Alfred in the water....he got soaked...and I was perfectly dry. Ten minutes later I'm running through the surf and just trip...and get soaked. Karma.
31. The captain?
32. I gave her the drink knowing she wouldn't have the stomach for it and she'd be sick the next morning. I did it on purpose. Because I'm mean. And because I knew she wouldn't turn it down. I hope it taught her a lesson of respect. It is not a party drink.
33. Beachuss!
34. Randomly adding the word "bitch" to songs...and it always making sense.
35. EXODUS TO ORLANDO.
36. runny poo.
37. "Preventative Measures." (immodium people)
38. CENTER CUT SIRLOIN STEAK 12oz. at the COLORADO steak house.
39. Subway's restroom.
40. We're gonna do this up Pontiac style.
41. Don't forget the Monty.
43. I SAID NO SALT, NO SALT...I don't think any of us had salt. Wastin away again...
44. the girls playing "strip poker" wait a minute...how come when a girl won, one of the guys had to take off clothing? we were just watching tv...not fair.
45. Against the Wind
46. "I smell pot." --"who's smoking pot in Disney world?" --- some girl was sitting on the grass during the fireworks display and all I could think was literally "get off the grass" cause she was using two forms of it...and both are not allowed at disney.
47. How about that Mission to Space ride Alfred?
48. The extreme Bessima challenge.
49. Minshew helped me with the sunscreen. Thanks man.
50. The people mover....and the idea of the old man appearing in the back of the cars and then disappearing after a dark tunnel, then reappearing after another dark tunnel.
51. You will fall in love, you'll be giddy, Cotton candy and lilacs will be in the air, but only if the mother of your lover is a virgo. If this advice does not work, eat lots of chocolate and go to the movies. --best 50 cents I ever wasted.
52. a handful of M&M's at a shady flea market.
53. Lego store.
54. The guy getting tackled by the police on Pleasure Island...they put their knees in the back of his head and cuffed his ass.
55. Parking?
56. No incriminating photos please.
57. "WOOOOOOO" -Kurt on every ride.
58. Nick and his new hat.
59. I shot mickey mouse the bird when no one was looking.
60. "Companion restroom" - still not sure what that was about.
Ok, if I've left out anything major I'm sorry. Feel free to leave a comment about it.
So I went to Orlando for a week of revelry and hard lined consumerism...and that is an ambiguous statement (money and alcohol...yeah)....definitely helped florida's economy last week. It could have been much more of a hit if I hadn't gotten into Disney for free. Thanks Kurt. I don't really know that I can sum up an entire week in one post. I mean that's a feat I've never before done. You saw how all the fun at six flags turned into an epic story(and that was just a 48 hour period of time)...I think perhaps this is a story best told in sidenotes. What do you think?
"Hell yes!" ...but first a people in attendence list....
1. Chris "Edward" Weed
2. Kelly "Leena" Lamb
3. Alfred "Nick" Hensley (yes, Alfred is not in quotes, "NICK" is)
4. Kelsey "Bessima" England (AKA - "okmattyou'vehadenough")
5. Bethany "Betsana" Minshew (pronounced 'buttsauna")
6. Kurt "PAPAFLORIDA" Stefanie
7. Katie "The Destroyer" Vining (I couldn't think of anything that really depicted Katie...and I figured that everyone at some point wants the nick "THE DESTROYER" --I mean that's just a cool nick name....another cool nickname could be "The Battleship")
8. MYSELF
Sidenotes:
1. Handle...Handle...drinking...Handle...drinking...wait other handles...RubberDucky, WalkingCrow, ICEMAN, Edward, Alfred, PAPAFLORIDA...if I've left any out feel free to let me know.
2. Kelly Lamb acquires the name "Leena"
3. "Ew Nick, that's gross."
4. 3 servings of lasagna....yeah I did it...but Nick helped.
5. Cooking with Weed...Edward Weed.
6. Grits, Coke, and Tylenol for breakfast.
7. New Sumurna
8. Seagul poo...on my bag...and waterbottle.
9. EVAN EVAN EVAN..."I don't think I want anymore" (me on friday)
10. broken belt buckle...shady flea market.
11. The pattented move of the "Minshew Mangler"
12. HELL YES!
13. HELL NO!
14. Nick and that big bowl of frosted flakes...every morning.
15. "I wanna sleep in the big bed"
16. buzz swimming
17. DISNEY FOR FREE!!!!
18. Space Mountain
19. Kickin it on Thursday with Edward.
20. Braves gaming.
21. Sun poisoning.
22. Wet butt blanket on the lawn.
23. Phillies...boo!
24. Go Astros.
25. BACKPACKER.
26. Hot tub?
27. Meeting Harry and Jennifer (the old couple in the hot tub who's names we didn't catch) and that whole conversation. Harry says, "bunch of kids just running around here drunk all the time it just beats all I tell you..do you know what I'm talking about?" and I say, "yes sir, I'm inebriated right now." Ok, so the rest of the conversation was a lot better.
28. Lent Beard.
29. Fighting super heroes on the beach.
30. I knocked Alfred in the water....he got soaked...and I was perfectly dry. Ten minutes later I'm running through the surf and just trip...and get soaked. Karma.
31. The captain?
32. I gave her the drink knowing she wouldn't have the stomach for it and she'd be sick the next morning. I did it on purpose. Because I'm mean. And because I knew she wouldn't turn it down. I hope it taught her a lesson of respect. It is not a party drink.
33. Beachuss!
34. Randomly adding the word "bitch" to songs...and it always making sense.
35. EXODUS TO ORLANDO.
36. runny poo.
37. "Preventative Measures." (immodium people)
38. CENTER CUT SIRLOIN STEAK 12oz. at the COLORADO steak house.
39. Subway's restroom.
40. We're gonna do this up Pontiac style.
41. Don't forget the Monty.
43. I SAID NO SALT, NO SALT...I don't think any of us had salt. Wastin away again...
44. the girls playing "strip poker" wait a minute...how come when a girl won, one of the guys had to take off clothing? we were just watching tv...not fair.
45. Against the Wind
46. "I smell pot." --"who's smoking pot in Disney world?" --- some girl was sitting on the grass during the fireworks display and all I could think was literally "get off the grass" cause she was using two forms of it...and both are not allowed at disney.
47. How about that Mission to Space ride Alfred?
48. The extreme Bessima challenge.
49. Minshew helped me with the sunscreen. Thanks man.
50. The people mover....and the idea of the old man appearing in the back of the cars and then disappearing after a dark tunnel, then reappearing after another dark tunnel.
51. You will fall in love, you'll be giddy, Cotton candy and lilacs will be in the air, but only if the mother of your lover is a virgo. If this advice does not work, eat lots of chocolate and go to the movies. --best 50 cents I ever wasted.
52. a handful of M&M's at a shady flea market.
53. Lego store.
54. The guy getting tackled by the police on Pleasure Island...they put their knees in the back of his head and cuffed his ass.
55. Parking?
56. No incriminating photos please.
57. "WOOOOOOO" -Kurt on every ride.
58. Nick and his new hat.
59. I shot mickey mouse the bird when no one was looking.
60. "Companion restroom" - still not sure what that was about.
Ok, if I've left out anything major I'm sorry. Feel free to leave a comment about it.
posted by Hew Tyler | 5:03 AM
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Legos are the devil!
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