Shamrock Shufflin', talks with cingular, yardwork, etc.
So this morning I woke up and I was on the couch. I guess I fell asleep there. Strange. Anyway I got up and went to run the Kappa Delta Shamrock Shuffle. I won. By like 6 minutes...in a stunning time of 16:51! Ok, no really, that's slow but I got to the half way point and there was no one even close...I had no option but to slow down to a slight jog...Ok, I ran a little harder than a jog.
Anyway, I went back to the apartment...talked with the Laura a little while on the phone...took a shower...then went to Scottsboro. When I arrived at Scottsboro I went to the cingular store to get a problem straightened out...no big deal. "It should do this in 15-20 minutes"...only except it never did...so I had to call them back later and say, "What the heck man?" They gave me some crazy answer...we'll see if what they say comes true.
After the cingular store I went to the ATM in Foodworld, got some money, went to movie gallery and rented Eulogy. My next move was McDonalds...badabahbahbah...THEN ONWARD TO THE WILSON HOMESTEAD.
I was greeted by many goats (even though on my way I got fed up with the radio cause it was playing nothing but crap and I turned it off). I ate my McDonalds...badabahbahbah...then I spread some mulch (pine bark?) in my mom's flower beds... I know...I know...I'm such an awesome son.
Anyway, now I'm hanging around in my little brother's room. Him and his friends are playing "magic the gathering"....so lame....anyway....I told him they might as well play DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS! SATAN'S GAME!!!!
"I am galstaff, sorcerer of light!" ---"hey can I have a mountain dew? WHERE ARE THE CHEETOS?!!!" *in the nerdiest voice ever*
Kelsey was the DM, then Kelly, NOW MIRANDA is the DUNGEON MASTER!
This just in: my younger brother actually has a Disney's aladin box of kleenex...an actual quote: "hey, don't be dissin on aladin...he's awesome."
I am stunned...shocking. SHOCKING. I never took him to be a person that needed kleenex.
Sully wanted to chase me this morning...I could tell. He wanted to be freed from his shackles and Malissa's lies...free to roam the campus and urinate on whatever he pleases...and chase down and KILL any unfortunate pigbeaver to come his way...oh the majesty of the proud pigbeaver.
Someone leave me a friggin comment for the love!
Anyway, I went back to the apartment...talked with the Laura a little while on the phone...took a shower...then went to Scottsboro. When I arrived at Scottsboro I went to the cingular store to get a problem straightened out...no big deal. "It should do this in 15-20 minutes"...only except it never did...so I had to call them back later and say, "What the heck man?" They gave me some crazy answer...we'll see if what they say comes true.
After the cingular store I went to the ATM in Foodworld, got some money, went to movie gallery and rented Eulogy. My next move was McDonalds...badabahbahbah...THEN ONWARD TO THE WILSON HOMESTEAD.
I was greeted by many goats (even though on my way I got fed up with the radio cause it was playing nothing but crap and I turned it off). I ate my McDonalds...badabahbahbah...then I spread some mulch (pine bark?) in my mom's flower beds... I know...I know...I'm such an awesome son.
Anyway, now I'm hanging around in my little brother's room. Him and his friends are playing "magic the gathering"....so lame....anyway....I told him they might as well play DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS! SATAN'S GAME!!!!
"I am galstaff, sorcerer of light!" ---"hey can I have a mountain dew? WHERE ARE THE CHEETOS?!!!" *in the nerdiest voice ever*
Kelsey was the DM, then Kelly, NOW MIRANDA is the DUNGEON MASTER!
This just in: my younger brother actually has a Disney's aladin box of kleenex...an actual quote: "hey, don't be dissin on aladin...he's awesome."
I am stunned...shocking. SHOCKING. I never took him to be a person that needed kleenex.
Sully wanted to chase me this morning...I could tell. He wanted to be freed from his shackles and Malissa's lies...free to roam the campus and urinate on whatever he pleases...and chase down and KILL any unfortunate pigbeaver to come his way...oh the majesty of the proud pigbeaver.
Someone leave me a friggin comment for the love!
posted by Hew Tyler | 12:38 PM
7 Comments:
Lamo, not like you ever enjoy the awesome goodness of the Sully who is caged. As if you care, you visited the goat farm and didn't even take him with you. What a horrible father you are! He cried and cried and cried after you left because he knew where you were going. *shame*
Man, like you'd let him come with me to the goat farm where he would have walked all through the woods with me and played and chased the goats and gotten ticks/fleas...it would have been pure heaven for him...and hell for you when you had to wash him...you'd never have let him come with me. So I didn't even ask. Malissa McDaniel, get over yourself.
I SOOOOOOOOO would have. He could have , he would have driven you crazy though. Or at least your mom.
You get over YOURSELF! Meany... :( tear
Old cow.
I am an old cow. tear.
You shouldn't say things like that about yourself, "S"...I was talking to Sully's mom. Who is not really an old cow...but sometimes acts like one..."order your own damn pizza"
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