My first post...this is just a fad

EVERYONE IS DOING IT...why can't I?

So anyway, this is my first post. Really exciting I know. Look out for midgets and antique furniture. They'll sneak up on you (there's one on your leg right now Jared George Dovers). So I am inspired by my other faddish friends to create a blog. I had one of these things before...but I just can't seem to remember how to use the first one...eh...time for new memories anyway.

So...unlike certain inhabitants of Texas that go to school at a certain Southern Methodist University...I do not throw away my claims to my Scottsborian heritage...rather...I embrace it. As the Ybarra once longed to embrace a Flarity. Jared, is this where you want to be when Jesus comes back? I expect a post in your blog about your hometown to be posted soon...or...well, I can't really do anything to you....but maybe I'll have some girl call you and tell you that you got her pregnant or something....something mean and completely false just to throw you back to your roots. Afterall, Scottsboro is the place where nobody knows your name, but everyone knows your business. I'm just kiddin with ya Jared...the worst I'd ever do to you is put some turbo lax in your coffee or something.

Leave me some comments so I'll stay interested.